Apparently sometimes life isn't fair.

Edit: Not only was the post bahleeted, but she nuked her journal, too!

Screencap courtesy of rochelle! <3<3

It's not rocket science. OP is wasting time trying to clean a dirty oven, had it more than 2 years, and it wasn't clean then.  That's a whole other issue, shudders at the thought not cleaning when moving in . OP used "home-made" cleaner, but it won't work on the oven glass. Why is it so hard to turn on the self-clean feature? Even more astounding ( Read more... )

I'm surprised this hasn't already been posted, too easy.

I want to talk and dress myself out of a traffic ticket. How do I do that?

How is turning right across multiple lanes illegal?

I don't think I have to pay the fine! All I wanted was a bagel!

A mild piece of stupid from aria_star

I'm at a loss of words for this bitI think we have a master ( Read more... )

Protect me from the food porn.
"Please post "less than healthy" recipes behind a cut? " And OP is serious. Seems she needs to be protected and we should be too. Oh, please.

ladygaia87 is a Christian now!

She will never cease to amaze me with her stupidity.

Someone put their foot in my vagina without my consent. Now I think I have an infection. WHAT DO I DO.

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I clearly haven't put any thought into my wedding and I want people on LJ to tell me that the ridiculous number I pulled out of my ass is a good one. When they tell me that my plan is a bad one, I'm going to shoot them down, ignore their advice, and tell them that they didn't understand the question.

But if they happen to be right, I'll recycle my ( Read more... )

I like crushed ice. I like it so much that I ruined a perfectly good food processor crushing some. I am certainly too lazy to crush it by hand with the simple method of a hammer, so I get to spend $200 on a new appliance, so I can break it!Oh. And don't even bother suggesting going to a convenience store for the crushed ice, because there are no ( Read more... )

I have hot chocolate mix. I live in Texas. I want chocolate milk iced hot chocolate. But I can't do it.

But that's not all! I can't afford milk and refuse to buy any other ingredients. I have hot water, pencil shavings and a plastic cup. Make me some iced hot chocolate. :(